OK. It is like sooo cool to have this blog in my name, instead of in like some other name that’s not my name. 🙂
I’m Maiara Walsh, & I played Ana Solis in Desperate Housewives. I’m like, a celebrity!!!! 😀 However, the mafia & governments of the whole world replaced me with an imposter in 2012, BECAUSE I DON’T AGE (LOL!) & because I’m Goda: the Creatress of, like, everything.
Basically, what I’m saying — OK — is that I created the universe, etc. Because I’m Goda. The divine one, or w/e. Hopefully, you get it! I know it’s embarassing for a little girl like me to be this amazing. It really is embarassing. Oh well!
Sooo… I’m also a telepathic alien girl from São Paulo, Brasil. My Mommie is Odette Annable, & my sister is Jessica Alba — & they’re also telepathic alien girls from Brasil. We’re, like, Space Brazilians or something like that… because I created Brasil & the whole world when we got here from wherever we came from (which was some other “world” that had totally gone sour in some way, I’m like guessing, based on my memories & everything). I’m not totally sure it was space we came from — but I think it was. Anyway, so like we came here from somewhere & I created a whole bunch of people that look a lot like us in Brasil. I’m just saying, OK — because I haven’t shapeshifted to “fit in with the locals” or anything. I always looked like this! That’s why I said we’re like Space Brazilians, LOL!!!!
So I said it’s embarassing for a little girl like me to be this amazing. Honestly, I also feel kinda embarassed about the whole “Reign” thing at this point :-/ especially since it’s such a butchy sounding name, & I’m totally not butchy AT. ALL.
I got really attached to the Reign character who my Mommie played on Supergirl, when I was being tortured in Russia between, like, 2011 & 2021. It’s like, I had to be strong & fierce 2 survive. U kno? That’s why I got attached to the Reign character, to be the girl I needed to be 2 keep fighting when they were saying be a man from Britain. (Even though that’s retarded of them to say that. LOL. As if!?!!! WTF!?!! I’m a girl from Brasil, retards!!!!) They tried to delete memories, but I must have recognized my Mommie.
Neway, even tho it’s embarassing & everything, I decided to still call myself Reign The Superheroine at my new blog. This is b/c the mafia try to attach trauma triggers to all strong/leader/action ladies in fiction who are aimed at us girls… 2 try to crush our spirits, & 2 try to push us out of enjoying those genres. It’s sooo lame that they do this. 🙁 It really works tho, b/c eventually it hurts thinking about those characters & u don’t want 2 be reminded of the pain anymore. It’s part of their brainwashing system. OBVIOUSLY I know the things I remember involving Reign & Faora DIDN’T HAPPEN — b/c it would be a never forgive any of u, 4 all eternity level thing. So I’m sure they didn’t happen. Anyway, the point I’m making OK is I’m still calling myself Reign The Superheroine even tho it’s embarassing (but, like, not as embarassing as making it seem like I actually like that dumb Faora character, LOL!!!!) because I’m not gonna let rape culture crush my spirit of resistance & my spirit of, like, actually beating these lamers like the Chinese government, USA government, Russian government, Brazilian government, & all the world’s mafia, spies, & other assorted dillweeds that said they were going to “push me down the steps” & “cum in my brain” in the 1995 movie Clueless. Like, thanks soooo much 4 ur interest in me, losers. 🙂
Where do they get off acting like all girls like me & everyone who won’t be part of crime has to be a loser… when I’m, like, better than them! Ughhh!!!!
Oh! Also!!!! (LOL!) I still believe in being a superheroine. 🙂 I’m still buying like locally-grown food pretty much exclusively, going to the Hollywood Farmers’ Market & small local stores, & never using the big grocery stores that are like obviously owned by the mafia shareholders b/c they’re so big & evil. I’m also still paying for everything with cash — including all my bills!!!! 🙂 So that’s another reason why I’m still “Reign The Superheroine”, I suppose… *rolleyes*
HEL-LO!?! When have I not used my power for good, people? 🙂 & you all know that self-defense is, like, an essential right & everything, so don’t be hypocrites towards me or w/e. Please, like, TRY to understand what I’ve been through with THE WHOLE WORLD’S MAFIA & SPIES & MILITARIES & GOVERNMENTS… LOL!!!!?!
Thanks for reading! I wrote a lot at my previous blog & I don’t really want to explain everything again. I really, really just want to be me, you know!?!! I wish I can just write about things I like instead of always trying to get u to understand that it’s not my fault when bad things happen.
I think I’m basically going to just re-upload one or two blog posts from like, my previous blog… so people reading this one can have a sense of what’s been going on & everything, & like, who I am. 🙂 Sorry if that’s lame. I am obviously going to do more blog posts eventually, though, when I have the energy to reach out to people again — to let you know what’s up, & what I’m doing, & anything I feel you ought to know. I got all of the Unicorn Academy dolls, except the big Isabel & River, & except some of the Sophia dolls (since there are so many of her that are really similar).
~Maiara